Saturday, March 26, 2005

absolutely sunkissed

the beach did me well. i thought it absolutely sucked at first, that goes without saying... something about purple bamboo huts (yes, they exist...) and ongoing videoke wars... they can really burst a boy's balloon...

but something happened in the beach... no, i didn't pee but i've got a sneaking suspicion half the people there were. though our cottage was quite expensive, the cabanas, (which they spelled with an enye *too lazy to look it up in character map*) weren't, thus filling aguila resort with hobos, homos, and fuckwits with no tune.

but again, something happened in the beach. for the first time in my eighteen years of existence, i learned to float! gasp!!!

hahahaha! now, i'm absolutely sunkissed and unlike my other vacations, i'm happy with my color. although my sister said my back looks like a scrotum. how would she know... hahahaha... i'll be posting some pictures in a few days...

mang domeng is going to help me get into UP... he said all i have to do is get an average of 1.75. my average last sem was about 1.8 and so i'm really praying for a miracle. i'm usually not outwardly religious because i'm afraid people might typecast me as the religious born again but at times like these, i've nothing but my faith to cling to.

good night... sweet dreams... i've been a good boy for three days now... wonder how long i can keep it up.


Monday, March 21, 2005

the date from hell!

The antisocial king strikes again... this time, he boards the MV Walker Tenessee, a cruise ship that rears from Tackyville!

will his antosocial powers work on what promises to be THE night of the DLS Sorority social calendar! (you do know i'm being sarcastic, right?)

man, last night was totally weak. i had gone out on my first official "date", mind the quotes. i didn't bring dates to my high school ball(s? sounds phallic). it was my sister's birthday. she's 22 and i look older than her... go figure. one of her sorority sister's date backed out on the last minute and i reluctantly agreed to fill in... i dunno what came over me. i usually don't submit myself to such abject humiliation... a few hours later, i was thiiiiis close to throwing myself overboard. how deep is the manila bay?

the cruise was tacky as hell. it seemed like it was probably cool a couple of decades ago when shoulderpads and high waistlines were the height of sophistication. she (my date) was dull, smoked like a chimney and was really not my type but i was polite and quiet. both my legs were on different sides of the line that separates "mysterious" and "aloof". it seemed to work. nobody noticed me.

wait, i seem to have wandered too far into the story. let me tell you what i was wearing: for starters, i was wearing my hippy outfit... vintage baseball t-shirt with ratty jeans and my pair of reebok rubbers (not the sexual kind) from the states. i tried my best to look decent and prayed haplessly that the suit this mystery date was going to bring me was going to be at least half decent.

she comes with a hanger with an uber tacky "chinese collared" (i know what chinese collars look like and there was nothing chinese about last night's suit!) and a pair of sheik pants. the pants were divine, that i can say. i felt snug as a bug but the blazer made me look like some sheesy michael buble clone. to top it all of, you didn't hear me say anything about a polo, right? that's because there wasn't one! i had to wear my vintage baseball tee under the tacky blazer from hell! and as if things couldn't be worse, my blazer was about two sizes too big.

the band super sucked. bisaya!!! the female lead singer sang like she had a cookie in her mouth and a massive dildo shoved up her ass. it was so crazy. the guy lead singer was as gay as a day in may and it was so pathetic... they tried to sing "new" songs from two seasons ago... this love, my boo, milkshake, skater boy (yes, how horrible, right?)

but there were some redeaming factors... after the party we went to (is it baang or bang bang) coffee for...... well..... err... coffee! and some of pepper's dls friends were there. ria, gela (was it?), lia, fau, audi, lia's sister, and (gawd i hope i didn't forget anybody) were all cool. they weren't stuck up of feeling like the other folks. i especially enjoyed the company of the only guy there besides me, this guy with groovy hair named Pepe. he was reminiscent of patrick fugit in almost famous. he seemed nice, unlike the airy a-holes who were dates to most of the sorority sisters. i've heard about them before. pepper told me all about them when we watched el crimen del padre amaro (or was it after she watched y tu mama?). they have a son named gael after gael garcia bernal... fans of y tu mama apparently. well, you know how us artsy film folks like to stick together. i didn't talk about art films because that would be pretentious so i was quiet for the rest of the night, mostly laughing between sips of my caramel coffee... it was a night to remember... at least that part was. the part before... well, i'd best leave it to my subconsious to subdue.

Wednesday, March 2, 2005

binge and purge?

what a coincidence. i've been thinking of changing my picture in friendster. i took this one shot of me all teary eyed and it looks like i've just been purging. i even thought of renaming to bulemicboy or bulemiaboy or something clever and not as cheesy. (one that doesnt sound like im a super hero that likes to barf!)

You scored as Eating Disorders. Congratulations! You have an eating disorder! You know what it's like to have "fat" eyelids and that there's exactly 58 calories in one medium-sized green apple. Western society has discarded your well-being for sickly, paper-thin models and celebrities; welcome to the club, sister.

Eating Disorders


Unipolar Depression


Borderline Personality Disorder


Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder




Antisocial Personality Disorder


Which mental disorder do you have?
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You scored as Artistic. Congratulations, you scored Artistic. You're looking for the unique movie in the bunch. You've probably watched a lot of movies that nobody has ever heard of, and good for you. You also know good filmmaking when you see it. You just get it, no questions asked. Check out: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Amelie, Garden State, Lost in Translation.



Sadistic Humour


Romantic Comedy








Mindless Action Flick


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Your Brain is 66.67% Female, 33.33% Male

Your brain leans female
You think with your heart, not your head
Sweet and considerate, you are a giver
But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!


i didn't know what laktaw meant until it happened to me. i've got this other friend who's pregnant. (what is up with my friends and teenage pregnancy?) and she's staying at our house at the moment. grrr... i've got the cravings of a ragingly pregnant woman. plus, i gained like a ton of weight.

got two draft posts. blogging bores me.