ha ha... i'm a snob now, apparently.

You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

Congratulations! If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. You can smell a grammtical inaccuracy from fifty yards. Your speech is revered by the underlings, though some may blaspheme and call you a snob. They're just jealous. Go out there and change the world.
How grammatically correct are you? (Revised with answer key)
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Incidentally, today's the first night in two weeks that I got more than six hours of sleep. It's also the first night that I almost didn't make it to work because i was sleepy and I didn't want to get up.

Resolution: Sleep early. Yeah right. :D